Journal of 5 miles in 1:35:16. The mental Journal of a guy who goes for his first five mile treadmill journey…
Mile 1: Who’s the man! I am a fitness God among men.
Mile 2: I’m going to need a good shower.
Mile 3.0: I’m kinda thirsty right now. At least I’m working off that pizza I ate last night.
Mile 3.5: Gee, these sneakers are kind of uncomfortable.
Mile 3.75: Water, that’s why those camels bring the bottle with them!
Mile 3:85: I’ll never mock the people with those bottles again… Note to self- I’ve got to buy a water bottle.
Mile 4: I can’t remember my name. What was my name?
Mile 4:12: How can I distract that woman on the treadmill next to me and just take one sip from her water bottle. Just one sip. Why is she looking at me like that? No! Don’t go. …Just… leave the bottle of water. Rats!!!
Mile 4.25: Hey, look at the kangaroos with little pixy wings. OOH they are singing Love shack, my favorite song!
Mile 4.5: Where am I? Who are all these people?
Mile 4.75: I can’t feel my legs. When was the last time I could feel my legs?
Mile 4.89: Must go on. Go toward the light.
How did I get home? How long have I been passed out? How’d I get this blister on my foot? Have I been abducted by aliens again? What did they do to my legs? Can just I crawl to the phone and call someone? It’s so far away.
Hallucinations are just the Foolsfitness way- Alan